Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce